I immediately assumed that crystal shanda's parents were first cousins or siblings...

"he had a sense of humor, as evidenced by naming his third daughter Shanda Lear"

I went to school with Crystal Shanda Lear. Not. Even. Kidding.

You mean Buttus Intercontinentalis

Incontinentia Buttocks

My grandmother's best friend when I was a kid was a lady named Ophelia Butt

No, Mother.

... do you want me to tell you when it is 7:30?

Seymour

butts

Our yaks are very large

My country, 'tis of thee