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Old 03-23-2010, 06:26 AM   #91
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:46 AM   #92
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Old 03-23-2010, 01:06 PM   #93
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Old 05-19-2010, 04:05 PM   #96
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:08 PM   #97
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:21 PM   #98
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Old 05-20-2010, 07:46 AM   #99
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This one I edited a loooooong time ago from an already famous picture. Although most of you don't know the original so.
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Old 05-20-2010, 06:45 PM   #100
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Old 05-24-2010, 09:16 AM   #101
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Old 05-28-2010, 10:40 AM   #102
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:17 PM   #103
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:54 PM   #104
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:59 PM   #105
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Old 05-28-2010, 02:37 PM   #106
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Old 06-22-2010, 05:46 PM   #107
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Old 08-31-2010, 07:40 PM   #108
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My nephew went to Costa Rica and took this pic...


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Old 09-01-2010, 02:57 PM   #109
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Old 09-01-2010, 03:39 PM   #110
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My nephew went to Costa Rica and took this pic...

This is a fucking cool picture.
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Old 09-01-2010, 03:41 PM   #111
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Yeah, it was way too cool not to...
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Old 09-01-2010, 08:35 PM   #112
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While cleaning up my studio space preparing for painting, I found this little lady and her brood hanging around on my garage door... Her leg span was larger than a quarter for perspective and the egg sack was about the size of a small peanut M&M...

You probably know this, but that's black widow and should be removed. I figured it was a joke, but I had to say something.
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Old 09-01-2010, 08:53 PM   #113
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Larry, she has been long since transplanted to the woods... Come spring, it'll be the next generation's turn...
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:21 PM   #114
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Ok, all good. But, I do kill anything with an hourglass or a violin on its belly. Kinda hard on the people I meet wearing certain designs and certain violinist run when they see me, but better safe than sorry.
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:08 AM   #115
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Here's a nicer pic from the front yard last week...

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Old 09-03-2010, 10:11 AM   #116
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Neat!! I don't have any cool insects around my house to take pics of... Just stupid wasps and flys and tiny spiders.
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:17 AM   #117
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You'd be surprised at what you can find if you take a walk and just keep small things in mind when you're looking... just looking in a small patch of grass along the edge of a sidewalk will usually yield something interesting when blown up by the lens...
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:27 AM   #118
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:30 AM   #119
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