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Old 06-19-2017, 09:16 PM   #27091
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Edit: TFW you realize you're not a "good Christian" : looking up Jesus in Wikipedia because you don't know what happened after he came back as a zombie.
I wrote a paper in college arguing that Jesus didn't sacrifice anything significant. He suffered a few hours of pain and now spends eternity as God ruling the shit out of who survives cancer and wins football games. The real sacrifice was made by Judas, who went from being a hero as one of the apostles to an eternity in hell for betraying Christ. That's real sacrifice and the story sucks balls if there is no betrayal-so someone had to do it. Therefore, Judas is really the hero that sacrificed himself for the good of all of mankind. Jesus gets way too much credit.
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Old 06-19-2017, 10:32 PM   #27092
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What the heck is the guy on the bike on?
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Old 06-19-2017, 10:36 PM   #27093
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Old 06-19-2017, 11:02 PM   #27094
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What the heck is the guy on the bike on?
Ape hangers
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Old 06-19-2017, 11:11 PM   #27095
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Old 06-23-2017, 08:36 AM   #27096
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Old 06-23-2017, 11:56 AM   #27097
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What the heck is the guy on the bike on?
I did that on a bicycle once as a kid showing off for my mom. I promptly ran into a mailbox at speed......
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Old 06-23-2017, 12:13 PM   #27098
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I did that on a bicycle once as a kid showing off for my mom. I promptly ran into a mailbox at speed......
That's not what is going on there.

He's riding a motorcycle with ape hangers. Really high handelbars.

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Personally, I hate 'em. Rode a buddies fat boy with a set of those on it and between having my hands above my heart and the vibrations, my hands went to sleep in no time. Not a good thing for braking.
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Old 06-23-2017, 01:03 PM   #27099
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Didn't see em. Thought he was trying to freak the cop....
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Old 06-23-2017, 02:13 PM   #27100
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That's not what is going on there.

He's riding a motorcycle with ape hangers. Really high handelbars.

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Personally, I hate 'em. Rode a buddies fat boy with a set of those on it and between having my hands above my heart and the vibrations, my hands went to sleep in no time. Not a good thing for braking.
Your no real biker if you rely on your handbrakes to stop or slow down.
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Old 06-23-2017, 03:49 PM   #27101
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I didn't see the handle bars either
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Old 06-23-2017, 06:04 PM   #27102
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ape hangers are the dumbest fucking mod you could ever do to a bike

and it's not even one of those form over function things, seeing as aside from being uncomfortable and affecting handling, it also makes you look like a dipshit
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Old 06-23-2017, 08:21 PM   #27103
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Old 06-23-2017, 08:54 PM   #27104
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Old 06-23-2017, 10:21 PM   #27105
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you can't just turn like that at the end goddamn girl ease us into it
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Old Yesterday, 08:36 AM   #27108
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I work with that guy. He also cleans bathrooms at the local radio station on an internship, but said he's really tight with the owner so he's gonna book LCD Soundsystem at next years fest based on his recommendation. To be fair to all the fans though, it can be a bit confusing between the band tuning up and Thom Yorke just wailing into the mic whilst girating unaccompanied.
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