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Old 07-09-2012, 05:49 PM   #61
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A girl I find disgusting randomly jumped in my lap last night and tried to make out with me.

So I pushed her on the floor.

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Old 07-09-2012, 05:56 PM   #62
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Old 07-09-2012, 06:09 PM   #63
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A girl I find disgusting randomly jumped in my lap last night and tried to make out with me.

So I pushed her on the floor.

This belongs in the other thread for so many reasons.
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Old 07-09-2012, 06:21 PM   #64
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the internet at home stopped working. We have to wait for 2 days for a tech to come fix it.

No Netflix, no Hulu, no Facebook, no ebassist......

I might actually get something constructive done tonight......
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Old 07-09-2012, 06:52 PM   #65
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A girl I find disgusting randomly jumped in my lap last night and tried to make out with me.

So I pushed her on the floor.

Pics or it didn't happen.
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Old 07-09-2012, 08:07 PM   #66
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the internet at home stopped working. We have to wait for 2 days for a tech to come fix it.

No Netflix, no Hulu, no Facebook, no ebassist......

I might actually get something constructive done tonight......
Godspeed.
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Old 07-09-2012, 08:28 PM   #67
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Old 07-09-2012, 09:00 PM   #68
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Y'know, LM, she might have been compulsively attracted to the goofy plaid sport jacket with the off color pocket square. That stuff is dangerous, man.
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Old 07-09-2012, 09:02 PM   #69
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Well, I was wearing a hoodie and jeans, so maybe I need to wear the plaid jacket.

I literally was shuddering at the prospect of this girl being way too close.

Ughhh
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Old 07-09-2012, 09:20 PM   #70
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Family members son lost his best friend (9) in a car accident tonight. Its not close to us but I feel so bad for the little boy , his mom's have to break the news to him still.

I'm trying to think on what to send over food wise so they can focus on G and not have to worry about making meals.
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Old 07-09-2012, 09:21 PM   #71
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Y'know, LM, she might have been compulsively attracted to the goofy plaid sport jacket with the off color pocket square. That stuff is dangerous, man.
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Old 07-09-2012, 09:27 PM   #72
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Had to make an unplanned trip to palm springs today, it was 115°! Holy hell its hot here!
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Old 07-09-2012, 09:41 PM   #73
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Family members son lost his best friend (9) in a car accident tonight. Its not close to us but I feel so bad for the little boy , his mom's have to break the news to him still.

I'm trying to think on what to send over food wise so they can focus on G and not have to worry about making meals.
enchiladas or lasagna store well.
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Old 07-09-2012, 10:10 PM   #74
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Good news: girl mentioned in 4th of July thread returned my call.

Bad news: said girl doesn't want to see me anymore.

Good news: I have three more PBR's in the fridge.
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Old 07-09-2012, 10:26 PM   #75
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Old 07-09-2012, 11:09 PM   #76
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Now I have no PBR's in my fridge.





But I do have a little gin…
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Old 07-10-2012, 12:44 AM   #77
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Old 07-10-2012, 07:30 AM   #78
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Old 07-10-2012, 10:33 AM   #79
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Goodness. I don't even want to look at the text messages I sent last night.
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Old 07-10-2012, 11:04 AM   #80
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My aunt died.
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Old 07-10-2012, 11:05 AM   #81
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I clicked on a link in the Random Thoughts thread.

It mortally wounded my work laptop, then turned it around an fucked it in the ass, till it was dead.

This is now Day 2, that the IT Dept has had it, trying to fix it
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Old 07-10-2012, 01:40 PM   #82
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I have to spend all of Wednesday evening drinking craft beer and bottling my first batch

*hoping that makes beer materialize in EC437's breakroom*
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Old 07-10-2012, 04:46 PM   #83
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What went wrong today? Not much.

I was sitting here with no shoes on and rolled my office chair over my toe. Other than that, it's been a good day.
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Old 07-10-2012, 05:28 PM   #84
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Old 07-10-2012, 06:55 PM   #85
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Old 07-10-2012, 07:59 PM   #86
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DAMN! Not even 8PM and I'm ready to go to bed.
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Old 07-10-2012, 08:00 PM   #87
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Four different system problems, running in on minimum fuel, and then just as we're getting into Vegas they close down all arrivals for at least 30 min holds, due to 'vip' movement. Now I'm stuck in bfe Utah. Since we had no gas to make it anywhere else. Wtf! Trying to get maintenance here is becoming a bitch, and we're grounded. Sux.
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Old 07-10-2012, 08:02 PM   #88
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Four different system problems, running in on minimum fuel, and then just as we're getting into Vegas they close down all arrivals for at least 30 min holds, due to 'vip' movement. Now I'm stuck in bfe Utah. Since we had no gas to make it anywhere else. Wtf! Trying to get maintenance here is becoming a bitch, and we're grounded. Sux.
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Old 07-10-2012, 08:16 PM   #89
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It's not every day you have to run a checklist that says "prepare for the possibility of total loss of engine thrust."


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Old 07-10-2012, 08:32 PM   #90
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Well, VPOTUS was in Vegas today.

Maybe he had his own total failure of engine thrust.

Anyway, he moved on to Utah, according to today's sched: http://www.whitehouse.gov/schedule/complete

So have fun tomorrow.
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