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Old 06-17-2017, 05:36 AM   #27061
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I don't understand the "clean half the floor" meme. Please explain.
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Old 06-17-2017, 06:14 AM   #27062
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Old 06-17-2017, 06:18 AM   #27063
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Old 06-17-2017, 06:19 AM   #27064
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I don't understand the "clean half the floor" meme. Please explain.
They don't have tiles. Half the floor has been cleaned in squares so it looks like they do.
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Old 06-17-2017, 07:23 AM   #27065
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Old 06-17-2017, 05:53 PM   #27066
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I honestly thought that was the world's best loop for a second.
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Old 06-17-2017, 06:30 PM   #27068
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Old 06-17-2017, 06:42 PM   #27069
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Old 06-17-2017, 11:14 PM   #27071
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Old 06-18-2017, 09:45 AM   #27072
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Old 06-18-2017, 02:22 PM   #27073
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Old 06-18-2017, 05:10 PM   #27074
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Old 06-18-2017, 05:12 PM   #27075
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Old 06-19-2017, 06:04 AM   #27076
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Old 06-19-2017, 06:24 AM   #27077
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Old 06-19-2017, 11:05 AM   #27078
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Old 06-19-2017, 11:13 AM   #27079
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Old 06-19-2017, 01:52 PM   #27080
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Old 06-19-2017, 03:41 PM   #27081
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Old 06-19-2017, 03:48 PM   #27082
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Old 06-19-2017, 04:04 PM   #27084
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Old 06-19-2017, 04:05 PM   #27085
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Old 06-19-2017, 04:05 PM   #27086
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Old 06-19-2017, 04:29 PM   #27087
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Old 06-19-2017, 07:35 PM   #27088
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Old 06-19-2017, 07:50 PM   #27089
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Old 06-19-2017, 08:23 PM   #27090
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