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Old 09-17-2015, 06:36 AM   #3001
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This is beyond ridiculous... (facepalm)

American guys, do you think this would have happened (and to what extent) if the kid were white, and called John Smith or something? Not rich or anything, just not brown.
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Old 09-17-2015, 07:18 AM   #3002
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Old 09-17-2015, 08:51 AM   #3003
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American guys, do you think this would have happened (and to what extent) if the kid were white, and called John Smith or something? Not rich or anything, just not brown.
It would not have happened if he was white.
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It would not have happened He would have won the science fair if he was white.
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Old 09-17-2015, 10:49 AM   #3008
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Finance roommate was telling engineer roommate about that story:

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engineering roommate: no way. the engineering teacher for sure knew it was a clock. it must have been one of the other teachers.

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Old 09-17-2015, 11:39 PM   #3010
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This is beyond ridiculous... (facepalm)

American guys, do you think this would have happened (and to what extent) if the kid were white, and called John Smith or something? Not rich or anything, just not brown.
Nope. No chance.
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Old 09-18-2015, 05:12 AM   #3011
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Ahmed Mohamed: it's a clock with a built-in racism detector
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Old 09-18-2015, 07:03 AM   #3012
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looking at pics of the thing it's pretty obvious it's not a bomb. the teachers that reported it are simply a bunch of twats.
Especially the one thwt told him to leave it in his backpack and "not tell anyone"
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Old 09-18-2015, 09:22 AM   #3014
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Especially the one thwt told him to leave it in his backpack and "not tell anyone"


That's the one that knew it was a clock, and that the other teachers were racist idiots. Why is that teacher especially twatish?
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Old 09-18-2015, 09:58 AM   #3015
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That's the one that knew it was a clock, and that the other teachers were racist idiots. Why is that teacher especially twatish?
Because that teacher knew it was a clock and didn't help the kid.
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Old 09-18-2015, 10:01 AM   #3016
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Because that teacher knew it was a clock and didn't help the kid.
Do you know that to be true?
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Old 09-18-2015, 10:04 AM   #3017
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No. I should have qualified that's what I think pigs meant.
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Old 09-18-2015, 11:36 AM   #3018
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When things like this happen, where is the accountability at the administrative levels? Will a teacher or group of teachers (or school administrators) be fired for subjecting one of their students to unlawful arrest and detention?
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Old 09-18-2015, 12:13 PM   #3019
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When things like this happen, where is the accountability at the administrative levels? Will a teacher or group of teachers (or school administrators) be fired for subjecting one of their students to unlawful arrest and detention?
No, but they will have to issue a strongly worded policy change!
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Old 09-18-2015, 12:17 PM   #3020
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When things like this happen, where is the accountability at the administrative levels? Will a teacher or group of teachers (or school administrators) be fired for subjecting one of their students to unlawful arrest and detention?
In Texas I think it depends on how white/christian you are.
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Old 09-18-2015, 12:23 PM   #3021
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Jesus God almighty. Between this and the prof who won't wear a mic so a hearing impaired student can attend her class for "religious reasons" I'm even more disillusioned with the world than normal. And I'm normally pretty disillusioned.
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Old 09-18-2015, 01:46 PM   #3022
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Jesus God almighty. Between this and the prof who won't wear a mic so a hearing impaired student can attend her class for "religious reasons" I'm even more disillusioned with the world than normal. And I'm normally pretty disillusioned.
Didn't hear about that one. What fucking religion bans microphones? Most of the time you can't get one out of the hands of people telling you how god needs your money.........
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Old 09-18-2015, 02:09 PM   #3023
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from what I gleaned from the article she never publicly articulated her concern and had it deliberated behind closed doors that she simply doesn't have to compy with requests

she's pretty much just a bitchface, has a history of not accommodating students
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Old 09-18-2015, 03:52 PM   #3024
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she's pretty much just a bitchface, has a history of not accommodating students
I'd be fired if I didn't accommodate the needs of my students.
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well you're also just not a total asshole for no reason either
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Old 09-18-2015, 06:52 PM   #3026
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I'd be fired if I didn't accommodate the needs of my students.
That's because you're a teacher. She's a professor, and there are quite a few universities that still see it as granting a privilege to "allow" students to learn from professors. These enlightened scholars are burdened by students and deign to teach them.

I'm still trying to figure out what tenet of Hindu belief she's stretching to object to this request.
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Old 09-18-2015, 07:15 PM   #3027
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Im thinking the teacher that knew it was a clock later reported the student...later. either way fucking assholes.


Im dealing with these sorts currently in our community. Between our district not following the law (while i have to) and a friend being raped two weeks ago and charged with filing a false police report (meanwhile two more rapes at the same location this week).

Fucking local political asshats shitting on "lower" humans to protect those with money.

Just over this system.
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Old 09-18-2015, 07:33 PM   #3028
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That's because you're a teacher. She's a professor, and there are quite a few universities that still see it as granting a privilege to "allow" students to learn from professors. These enlightened scholars are burdened by students and deign to teach them.

I'm still trying to figure out what tenet of Hindu belief she's stretching to object to this request.
This isn't the first time this has happened. It has come up two other times and apparently the administration promised a student (in writing) that disciplinary action would be taken if this professor didn't comply with the regs about accomodating hearing-impaired students yet at the same time struck a deal with the prof that she wouldn't have to wear a mic to accomodate them. I know several Hindus including a couple of very actively practising ones and they've never heard of it. The prof said that wearing a mic interferes in the harmony between her soul and her outer self or some crap. Personally, I think she's just a cunt.
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The prof said that wearing a mic interferes in the harmony between her soul and her outer self or some crap.
I'm going to break this shit out on my boss the next time he wants me to drive 45 miles to tighten a screw, see how that goes for me.
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