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Old 05-22-2013, 12:22 PM   #3001
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Sounds to me like you're just a douche who thinks too highly of himself.

But you already knew that.
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Old 05-22-2013, 12:23 PM   #3002
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In a *partner*, however, I want someone who that is not satisfied with being a barista and has a gameplan on how to achieve XYZ life goals. If you *want* to be a doorman, barista, whatever, that's great and I'd love to be your friend, but I don't know if I would want to date you.
I really do think that you think you're better than them, I hate to be so blunt but that's pretty much been the tenor of your comments on the matter.

It's almost like you've never had to overcome anything to attain the status you enjoy in life or something.
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Old 05-22-2013, 12:26 PM   #3003
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I really do think that you think you're better than them, I hate to be so blunt but that's pretty much been the tenor of your comments on the matter.

It's almost like you've never had to overcome anything to attain the status you enjoy in life or something.
Not better, just different. I can see how what I'm saying could come across like that, but that's not what's going on in my head. I guess you'll just have to take my word on that one.
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Old 05-22-2013, 12:34 PM   #3004
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My 7 year old asked me:

"Daddy? what do you say to a girl to get her to marry you?"

I am referring him to this thread.
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Old 05-22-2013, 12:40 PM   #3005
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My 7 year old asked me:

"Daddy? what do you say to a girl to get her to marry you?"

I am referring him to this thread.
On what NOT to say?

Ec I wish you the best of luck finding someone....
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Old 05-22-2013, 12:49 PM   #3006
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On what NOT to say?

Ec I wish you the best of luck finding someone....


Thanks p1gg1e!

Just to dial my dickishness down from t3ch levels, I think I'll go ask out a barista this weekend.
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Old 05-22-2013, 12:53 PM   #3007
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How have I suddenly gotten the reputation in the past month or so for being the biggest dick on here? Not that it matters, I suppose I'm happy to set an example for all aspiring dicks; I shall be most dickish with dignity and humility. The rest of you can go fuck yourselves with a cactus.
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Old 05-22-2013, 12:55 PM   #3008
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How have I suddenly gotten the reputation in the past month or so for being the biggest dick on here? Either way I suppose I'm happy to set an example for all aspiring dicks; I eagerly await my first intern. The rest of you can go fuck yourselves with a cactus.
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Old 05-22-2013, 12:58 PM   #3009
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I am looking forward to a blog thread "ec437's guide to finding a barista with a master's degree"
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Old 05-22-2013, 01:03 PM   #3010
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I am looking forward to a blog thread "ec437's guide to finding a barista with a master's degree"
Hey, the one I have in mind is studying math undergraduate and wants to get her masters, so you might only have to wait a few years
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Old 05-22-2013, 01:05 PM   #3011
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Awwww.... a fellow number jockey. So cute.
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Old 05-22-2013, 01:24 PM   #3012
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How have I suddenly gotten the reputation in the past month or so for being the biggest dick on here? Not that it matters, I suppose I'm happy to set an example for all aspiring dicks; I shall be most dickish with dignity and humility. The rest of you can go fuck yourselves with a cactus.
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Old 05-22-2013, 01:26 PM   #3013
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Old 05-22-2013, 01:26 PM   #3014
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You're getting mellower with age, old man.
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Old 05-22-2013, 01:28 PM   #3015
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You're getting mellower with age, old man.
And yet, I never run out of dick...
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Old 05-22-2013, 01:49 PM   #3016
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Old 05-22-2013, 02:11 PM   #3017
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Hey, the one I have in mind is studying math undergraduate and wants to get her masters, so you might only have to wait a few years
Go to Whole Foods almost all of them have a masters and are working on their 2nd...

We all can't be perfect like you , just remember that.
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Old 05-22-2013, 02:12 PM   #3018
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Old 05-22-2013, 02:13 PM   #3019
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Go to Whole Foods almost all of them have a masters and are working on their 2nd...

We all can't be perfect like you , just remember that.
Why don't they just use the first one?




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Old 05-22-2013, 02:17 PM   #3020
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Why don't they just use the first one?




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Old 05-22-2013, 02:27 PM   #3021
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Yeah, it's probably right where he put it.
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Old 05-22-2013, 02:30 PM   #3022
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At least the baristas of Portland don't have to worry about one bigot hitting on them
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Old 05-22-2013, 02:39 PM   #3023
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Hmmmm....

What cracks me up is how awesome this world is that we can have different opinions and different tastes but we get so bent out of shape anytime someone has an opinion or taste different from their own.

Not wanting to date a barista doesn't make EZ a bigot or a horrible person. Maybe it's misguided or maybe he's just not worded what he wants very well, in that he wants someone with drive, or maybe he just doesn't want to date a barista.

I'll be the first to admit that I don't want to date someone who doesn't have their shit in order. I've worked hard to make the money I make and the life I have. When I want a family, I don't want it to be incredibly harder because the guy I married doesn't make enough money because he's a fucking clown political comedian.

I want more for my kids than what I had and since there are so many fucking people in this world, we can try and find as close to what we think of perfect as we can.

It seems to me that so many of you guys want us all to be the exact same person with the same values and same preferences. What a boring place this would be.
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Old 05-22-2013, 02:43 PM   #3024
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We're just giving ez grief in jest. At least I am. I mean some of those baristas are hot and he could be missing out.

Do you start trying to figure out a potential date's earning power before the first date?
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Old 05-22-2013, 02:44 PM   #3025
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Hmmmm....

What cracks me up is how awesome this world is that we can have different opinions and different tastes but we get so bent out of shape anytime someone has an opinion or taste different from their own.

Not wanting to date a barista doesn't make EZ a bigot or a horrible person. Maybe it's misguided or maybe he's just not worded what he wants very well, in that he wants someone with drive, or maybe he just doesn't want to date a barista.

I'll be the first to admit that I don't want to date someone who doesn't have their shit in order. I've worked hard to make the money I make and the life I have. When I want a family, I don't want it to be incredibly harder because the guy I married doesn't make enough money because he's a fucking clown political comedian.

I want more for my kids than what I had and since there are so many fucking people in this world, we can try and find as close to what we think of perfect as we can.

It seems to me that so many of you guys want us all to be the exact same person with the same values and same preferences. What a boring place this would be.
Nah, I'm definitely a bigot. It's not like I tried to explain that I was mostly joking and that what was actually important to me was the drive to always be achieving and moving forward, never content to stay in the same place doing the same thing for years on end. And I definitely didn't say that there are some baristas that do that and some that don't. But I definitely did say that I am better than you as a person and don't want to be your friend if you are content being a barista. Definitely a bigot.
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Old 05-22-2013, 02:48 PM   #3026
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Hmmmm....

What cracks me up is how awesome this world is that we can have different opinions and different tastes but we get so bent out of shape anytime someone has an opinion or taste different from their own.

Not wanting to date a barista doesn't make EZ a bigot or a horrible person. Maybe it's misguided or maybe he's just not worded what he wants very well, in that he wants someone with drive, or maybe he just doesn't want to date a barista.

I'll be the first to admit that I don't want to date someone who doesn't have their shit in order. I've worked hard to make the money I make and the life I have. When I want a family, I don't want it to be incredibly harder because the guy I married doesn't make enough money because he's a fucking clown political comedian.

I want more for my kids than what I had and since there are so many fucking people in this world, we can try and find as close to what we think of perfect as we can.

It seems to me that so many of you guys want us all to be the exact same person with the same values and same preferences. What a boring place this would be.
[Back pedals] my post was in jest
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Old 05-22-2013, 02:49 PM   #3027
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Old 05-22-2013, 02:50 PM   #3028
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[Back pedals] my post was in jest
Don't worry, you were wrong anyways. I definitely still hit on them, I just don't buy them dinner.





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Old 05-22-2013, 02:52 PM   #3029
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I got dumped by a lady once because bachelor number two made more money.

She said - "I don't want to seem like a whore, but he makes a lot of money."

I just said "Whore!" and walked away.

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Old 05-22-2013, 02:53 PM   #3030
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[Back pedals] my post was in jest
Oh, well I missed the smilie face that generally accompanies starkly written posts to indicate that they are, in fact, in jest.

Whatever, you guys are great in person, drinking and around a bonfire but you can be some judgmental assholes on the internet. Not news, I know.

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