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Old 04-08-2015, 07:46 PM   #15001
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We get to play the taxes complaint game? I'm in.
You probably pay more in taxes in one year than I ever will make in a year
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Old 04-08-2015, 07:57 PM   #15002
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That's likely true so I won't complain any more.
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Old 04-08-2015, 08:01 PM   #15003
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good, ya cunt.
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Old 04-08-2015, 08:02 PM   #15004
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kindness I'm sorry that was rude and you know I joke. you're more of a dick. or a boob. or an ass.

ya know what kindness you're just all kinds of genitaliatastic
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Old 04-09-2015, 12:35 AM   #15005
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Getting too much back in taxes. Could have really used that $250/month
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Old 04-09-2015, 03:47 AM   #15006
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Fucking cat spilling red wine on my keyboard.
Now my enter key, right shift key and up arrow key which also serves as volume up when you hold fn key all do not work. ;mad;
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Old 04-09-2015, 03:48 AM   #15007
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;lol; now I can't do smiley short cuts. Can life get any more shit/1
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Old 04-09-2015, 04:04 AM   #15008
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Why were you letting your cat drink red wine in the first place?
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Old 04-09-2015, 04:27 AM   #15009
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What makes you think I have anything to do with what the cat does/(holds left shift)?
The cat does what it likes
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Old 04-09-2015, 04:31 AM   #15010
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But in all seriousness I put the glass of wine on the windowsill near the computer, not on the table where the computer is, in case I spill the wine. The cat decided to jump on the windowsill and her paw landed in the wine and she freaked out and sent the wine flying
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Old 04-09-2015, 04:55 AM   #15011
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is your name really jonjohn?
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Old 04-09-2015, 05:01 AM   #15012
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Old 04-09-2015, 06:13 AM   #15013
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Kate I'm sorry you are getting the feels hard right now. Don't do what I do and avoid your feelings....I think others have much healthier suggestions.

Oh and maybe once you're out for a bit you will be so happy you moved. Sometimes we have choices made for us.
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Old 04-09-2015, 06:44 AM   #15014
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Old 04-09-2015, 07:17 AM   #15015
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Shit.....taxes....
I filed 2 days ago......just found out I've been identity thefted.
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Old 04-09-2015, 08:40 AM   #15016
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Old 04-09-2015, 08:43 AM   #15017
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jj is it a laptop or desktop w/ attached keyboard
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Old 04-09-2015, 08:46 AM   #15018
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Boo Lug! Who could steal you?!

Probably a Russian/Chinese midget with a nasty disposition and the morals of dead mangy dog.
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Old 04-09-2015, 10:25 AM   #15019
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Fucking cat spilling red wine on my keyboard.
Now my enter key, right shift key and up arrow key which also serves as volume up when you hold fn key all do not work. ;mad;
Cats are jerks.
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Old 04-09-2015, 10:26 AM   #15020
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They will just be a shell of lug if that!
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Old 04-09-2015, 11:02 AM   #15021
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I filed 2 days ago......just found out I've been identity thefted.
Bummer. You get your own personal ID # each year and you will not be efiling anymore.
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Old 04-09-2015, 11:43 AM   #15022
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Bummer. You get your own personal ID # each year and you will not be efiling anymore.
Yep. Best argument to file as early as you can.
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Old 04-09-2015, 11:46 AM   #15023
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jj is it a laptop or desktop w/ attached keyboard
It's a laptop
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Old 04-09-2015, 12:20 PM   #15024
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Holy. Fuck.

Hard lesson learned today.
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Old 04-09-2015, 12:27 PM   #15025
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Holy. Fuck.

Hard lesson learned today.
Yay for learning.
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Old 04-09-2015, 12:46 PM   #15026
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Yay for learning.
I know. You and several others were absolutely right.

I should have listened.
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Old 04-09-2015, 12:54 PM   #15027
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It's a laptop
you should be able to take out the entire keyboard and rinse it out. just make sure to let it dry thoroughly.

otherwise, you can pop off individual keys and clean the mess.

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I should have listened.
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Old 04-09-2015, 12:55 PM   #15028
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you should be able to take out the entire keyboard and rinse it out. just make sure to let it dry thoroughly.

otherwise, you can pop off individual keys and clean the mess.
What if he got some energized electrical contact cleaner and just sprayed that shit straight into the keyboard? Maybe have the computer/keyboard turned upside down first.
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Old 04-09-2015, 12:56 PM   #15029
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We get to play the taxes complaint game? I'm in.
You're allowed to complain when you plan on having your annual income for 2015 be less than $20,000. So, F U buddy.
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Old 04-09-2015, 01:42 PM   #15030
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Working another stupid long day. My next paycheck is going to be taxed like jerkness.
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