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Old 07-09-2012, 11:17 AM   #31
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Someone pooped in my favorite stall before I got a chance to. I bet they are a communist.
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Old 07-09-2012, 11:45 AM   #32
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Someone pooped in my favorite stall before I got a chance to. I bet they are a communist.
Conquer his poop with your superior capitalist duecetron bomb.
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Old 07-09-2012, 11:49 AM   #33
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The son of a bitch fucking cocksucker at Subway didnt put enough black olives on my meal deal sammich. Whats next, is someone gonna rape my peehole with a dumpster full of runny diarreah shit? Fuck!
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Old 07-09-2012, 11:58 AM   #34
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My oldest is having a melt down because she hates zucchini.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:20 PM   #35
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My bacon on my bacon maple donut wasn't baconey enough!!!!
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Typical Kate thread.

Innocent post from Kate.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:26 PM   #36
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my phone is dead, thus revealing the badness of the idea of using a cell carrier that doesn't have "stores"
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:28 PM   #37
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and while it didn't happen to me directly, i'm sure i'll have to deal with it later....

QUOTES FROM THING #1 AND THING #2 THIS MORNING:
Thing #1 - I'd rather be dead than go to school.
Thing #2 - I wish you'd never gotten married and had kids.

(both were said to Missus this morning in the process of getting them around for school)
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:33 PM   #38
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:50 PM   #39
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My bacon on my bacon maple donut wasn't baconey enough!!!!
I'm pretty sure this post caused donuts to materialize in my break room. Thanks, Kate!
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:57 PM   #40
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There's a diner in DC that, aside from being delicious in general, makes their own pop tarts. One of them is a peanut butter tart with bacon sprinkled on top. It's pretty amazing. We'll go when you visit.
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:01 PM   #41
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and while it didn't happen to me directly, i'm sure i'll have to deal with it later....

QUOTES FROM THING #1 AND THING #2 THIS MORNING:
Thing #1 - I'd rather be dead than go to school.
Thing #2 - I wish you'd never gotten married and had kids.

(both were said to Missus this morning in the process of getting them around for school)
Id be pissed if I had to go to school in the summer also. Poor kids!

I don't have any chocolate cake in the house so I had to make Vanilla and add starbucks. Its so good . Now i'm going to get fat and its all chocolate's fault
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:10 PM   #42
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Id be pissed if I had to go to school in the summer also. Poor kids!
they were given choices, and chose summer school.
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:12 PM   #43
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they were given choices, and chose summer school.
Heartless bastard!
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:13 PM   #44
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Heartless bastard!
you're right, she is

i had nothing to do with it. summer planning is between Missus and The Things, since i don't get summer vacation.
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:29 PM   #45
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:40 PM   #46
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:48 PM   #47
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I have to spend all of Wednesday evening drinking craft beer and bottling my first batch

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Old 07-09-2012, 01:51 PM   #48
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Old 07-09-2012, 02:10 PM   #49
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Old 07-09-2012, 02:20 PM   #50
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my company's stock price has been losing value recently
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Old 07-09-2012, 02:21 PM   #51
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Maybe that wouldn't be happening if you weren't posting on ebassist all day.
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Old 07-09-2012, 02:28 PM   #53
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No, my work's stock is dropping because of me. Yours is all on you.
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Old 07-09-2012, 02:40 PM   #54
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Mine too. From $48 last year now down to $32-something. Sucks because I have a bunch of RSUs.

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Old 07-09-2012, 02:46 PM   #55
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I'm not that important where I work
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Old 07-09-2012, 03:26 PM   #56
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I am eating the SHIT out of these carrots! Fuck you, bitch ass carrots! *bites shit out of*

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Old 07-09-2012, 04:29 PM   #57
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Old 07-09-2012, 05:16 PM   #58
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Turns out my hotel room is actually a 1 bedroom apartment with kitchen. Bad news is it's a ghetto fucking apartment and they want 10 bucks a night to use the kitchen and to supply the utensils. Good news is that there is always booze. Also, there is a river about 200 yards down the road that I might go swim in.
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Old 07-09-2012, 05:20 PM   #59
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IT also turns out that when I was changing into my uniform, my wallet fell out of my pocket. So now I get to drive 2 hours to go pick it up so that I can afford to eat dinner tonight. I can guarantee you I will be an angry drunk tonight.
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Old 07-09-2012, 05:48 PM   #60
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IT also turns out that when I was changing into my uniform, my wallet fell out of my pocket. So now I get to drive 2 hours to go pick it up so that I can afford to eat dinner tonight. I can guarantee you I will be an angry drunk tonight.
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