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King Kashue
05-03-2007, 04:22 PM
Judge sues dry cleaner for $65 million dollars over a misplaced pair of pants (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070503/ap_on_fe_st/65_million_dollar_pants)

WASHINGTON - The Chungs, immigrants from South Korea, realized their American dream when they opened their dry-cleaning business seven years ago in the nation's capital. For the past two years, however, they've been dealing with the nightmare of litigation: a $65 million lawsuit over a pair of missing pants.

Jin Nam Chung, Ki Chung and their son, Soo Chung, are so disheartened that they're considering moving back to Seoul, said their attorney, Chris Manning, who spoke on their behalf.

"They're out a lot of money, but more importantly, incredibly disenchanted with the system," Manning said. "This has destroyed their lives."

The lawsuit was filed by a District of Columbia administrative hearings judge, Roy Pearson, who has been representing himself in the case.

Pearson did not return phone calls and e-mails Wednesday from The Associated Press requesting comment.

According to court documents, the problem began in May 2005 when Pearson became a judge and brought several suits for alteration to Custom Cleaners in Northeast Washington, a place he patronized regularly despite previous disagreements with the Chungs. A pair of pants from one suit was not ready when he requested it two days later, and was deemed to be missing.

Pearson asked the cleaners for the full price of the suit: more than $1,000.

But a week later, the Chungs said the pants had been found and refused to pay. That's when Pearson decided to sue.

Manning said the cleaners made three settlement offers to Pearson. First they offered $3,000, then $4,600, then $12,000. But Pearson wasn't satisfied and expanded his calculations beyond one pair of pants.

Because Pearson no longer wanted to use his neighborhood dry cleaner, part of his lawsuit calls for $15,000 — the price to rent a car every weekend for 10 years to go to another business.

"He's somehow purporting that he has a constitutional right to a dry cleaner within four blocks of his apartment," Manning said.

But the bulk of the $65 million comes from Pearson's strict interpretation of D.C.'s consumer protection law, which fines violators $1,500 per violation, per day. According to court papers, Pearson added up 12 violations over 1,200 days, and then multiplied that by three defendants.

Much of Pearson's case rests on two signs that Custom Cleaners once had on its walls: "Satisfaction Guaranteed" and "Same Day Service."

Based on Pearson's dissatisfaction and the delay in getting back the pants, he claims the signs amount to fraud.

Pearson has appointed himself to represent all customers affected by such signs, though D.C. Superior Court Judge Neal Kravitz, who will hear the June 11 trial, has said that this is a case about one plaintiff, and one pair of pants.

Sherman Joyce, president of the American Tort Association, has written a letter to the group of men who will decide this week whether to renew Pearson's 10-year appointment. Joyce is asking them to reconsider.

Chief Administrative Judge Tyrone Butler had no comment regarding Pearson's reappointment.

The association, which tries to police the kind of abusive lawsuits that hurt small businesses, also has offered to buy Pearson the suit of his choice.

And former National Labors Relations Board chief administrative law judge Melvin Welles wrote to The Washington Post to urge "any bar to which Mr. Pearson belongs to immediately disbar him and the District to remove him from his position as an administrative law judge."

"There has been a significant groundswell of support for the Chungs," said Manning, adding that plans for a defense fund Web site are in the works.

To the Chungs and their attorney, one of the most frustrating aspects of the case is their claim that Pearson's gray pants were found a week after Pearson dropped them off in 2005. They've been hanging in Manning's office for more than a year.

Pearson claims in court documents that his pants had blue and red pinstripes.

"They match his inseam measurements. The ticket on the pants match his receipt," Manning said.








This level of stupidity makes my head hurt...Seriously, where does your head have to be to think this is in any way appropriate? How fucked up an individual must this judge be?

Jugghaid
05-03-2007, 04:25 PM
The case should be thrown out, the Judge kicked off the bench, and a counterclaim in the amount of $1,000,000 awaded to the Chungs for malicious prosecution and bad faith litigation.


Next case.

oldivor
05-03-2007, 04:26 PM
Give me 30 minutes with him in a closest and I'll give him something to sue about.

NotFSI
05-03-2007, 04:27 PM
Give me 30 minutes with him in a closest and I'll give him something to sue about.

I love the internets for hot sex talk such as this

oldivor
05-03-2007, 04:28 PM
I love the internets for hot sex talk such as this

Damn right, I'll stick it in his pooper.

Croissant Seven
05-03-2007, 04:31 PM
The case should be thrown out, the Judge kicked off the bench, and a counterclaim in the amount of $1,000,000 awaded to the Chungs for malicious prosecution and bad faith litigation.


Next case.

No shit. He's ruining a family's life over a pair of fucking pants. I don't understand how he's managed to get the lawsuit as far along as he has, and I can't help but wonder how any judgement he enters for the rest of his career can be taken seriously.
This is so obviously malicious it's disgusting.
C7

Bogster
05-03-2007, 04:32 PM
From a ridiculous legal case to anal sex debauchery in four posts. You gotta love it. :thumbsup:

Les Izzmor
05-03-2007, 04:34 PM
Seems the judge is a bully.

I hope he gets disbarred over this.

lug
05-03-2007, 04:34 PM
I understand that we all have differing and equally valid views on the right of the state to utilize the Death penalty. But, for just this one time, can we all support it's use on this dumbass judge?

Jugghaid
05-03-2007, 04:36 PM
No shit. He's ruining a family's life over a pair of fucking pants. I don't understand how he's managed to get the lawsuit as far along as he has, and I can't help but wonder how any judgement he enters for the rest of his career can be taken seriously.
This is so obviously malicious it's disgusting.
C7

Because he's a judge and obviously that means he can do whatever the fuck he wants to whoever the fuck he wants.

That's a big problem with judges these days. Major "god complex" issues.

He needs a major ass whooping, physical and financial and ego.

Les Izzmor
05-03-2007, 04:37 PM
I understand that we all have differing and equally valid views on the right of the state to utilize the Death penalty. But, for just this one time, can we all support it's use on this dumbass judge?

That's too good for him.

He should be made to work in the Cleaners for the rest of his life for minimum wage. Or. He should have to clean up the stalls at the circus for the rest of his life. Or. A fate worse than death itself, he should be forced to listen to lug mp3's once a day for the rest of his life. (I'm thinking you write him a new one, huntfor$65million)

takeout
05-03-2007, 04:37 PM
I understand that we all have differing and equally valid views on the right of the state to utilize the Death penalty. But, for just this one time, can we all support it's use on this dumbass judge?I don't believe the government should be in the revenge business.

If the government chose to give the Chungs a mulligan, however...

Croissant Seven
05-03-2007, 04:43 PM
I don't believe the government should be in the revenge business.

If the government chose to give the Chungs a mulligan, however...

"That's your one free ace, no more killing, aight? Go grab a sheet..."
C7

lug
05-03-2007, 04:47 PM
I don't believe the government should be in the revenge business.



Revenge? No, this is more like spring cleaning! :D

Les Izzmor
05-03-2007, 05:30 PM
Revenge? No, this is more like spring cleaning! :D

Or. Thinning the herd.

Zamfir
05-03-2007, 05:45 PM
I have an idea.

Why don't we each take weekly turns mailing the judge a pair of underwear with skid marks, about once a month per ebassist regular?

That'd be what, something like a minimum of 5 shitstained undies a week? Sounds like we can tell the judge we've got a mirror for his M.O. And that he can take us to the cleaners. :D

oldivor
05-03-2007, 05:48 PM
I have an idea.

Why don't we each take weekly turns mailing the judge a pair of underwear with skid marks, about once a month per ebassist regular?

That'd be what, something like a minimum of 5 shitstained undies a week? Sounds like we can tell the judge we've got a mirror for his M.O. And that he can take us to the cleaners. :D

:rofl:

takeout
05-03-2007, 06:04 PM
"That's your one free ace, no more killing, aight? Go grab a sheet..."
C7No court in the land would convict them.

Grant Sharkey
05-03-2007, 11:23 PM
Is anyone going to stick this judge on the same list as Cho from V-Tech? Sounds to me like you have a proper headcase presiding in the courts - oops.

Seriously, the signals are there. If he didn't have such a snappy way with the law, I wonder if this story was 'judge shoots dry cleaners dead over a pair of pants'?