It's official

[Les Izzmor]

I have an e-crush on Spezzy :love:

Let's list her attributes

-Smart
-Plays bass
-Likes beer
-Likes baseball
-Plays video games
-Likes Vonnegut
-Likes to party
-Has a good job
-Cute as hell


Let's list her negatives

-zip
-zilch
-nada

The girl has no downside.

Matt. You can e-swoon over Jason all you want. I choose Spezzy.

[lug]

I stalked her first! :mad:

[Grant Sharkey]

Good luck fellas.

But i can out do all of you! :mad: She will be mine!

[Les Izzmor]

Good luck fellas.

But i can out do all of you! :mad: She will be mine!

I never said she'd be mine. I don't think my wife will go for that (How cool would it be if she did?).

I'm just sayin' the girl is crush-worthy.

[lug]

Good luck fellas.

But i can out do all of you! :mad: She will be mine!

Maybe she digs untalent! THEN YOU ARE SCREWED, BUDDY!!!! :mad:

[spezzy]

I have an e-crush on Spezzy :love:

Let's list her attributes

-Smart
-Plays bass
-Likes beer
-Likes baseball
-Plays video games
-Likes Vonnegut
-Likes to party
-Has a good job
-Cute as hell


Let's list her negatives

-zip
-zilch
-nada

The girl has no downside.

Matt. You can e-swoon over Jason all you want. I choose Spezzy.



hahaha! you are too cute! :kiss:

[Les Izzmor]

hahaha! you are too cute! :kiss:

Take that Sharkey and lug. :P

[DevilRaysFan]

-Smart
-Plays bass
-Likes beer
-Likes baseball
-Plays video games
-Likes Vonnegut
-Likes to party
-Cute as hell


negatives

-zip
-zilch
-nada



I have all those qualities! How come you dont have a crush on me? :angry:

[lug]

hahaha! you are too cute! :kiss:



I'm tellin voivode!

[Grant Sharkey]

I have all those qualities! How come you dont have a crush on me? :angry:

He does - but he prefers a challenge. Not someone who will put out before the previews start.

[basshunter]

Pffff...y'all have no chance. I win on geography alone. :D

[Zamfir]

Pffff...y'all have no chance. I win on geography alone. :D

Not if I wine and dine her in, say, the Hancock Tower. :P

[i_wanna_les_paul]

Pffff...y'all have no chance. I win on geography alone. :D

She's my facebook friend...

Oh, and I'm not like 20 years older than her, either :P ;)

but this is the first time I've had a girlfriend when we have one of these threads...wait a minute...some of you guys are married, aren't you?

[thrash_jazz]

You guys are so weird.

































How could anyone NOT want Jason? :D

[basshunter]

Not if I wine and dine her in, say, the Hancock Tower. :P

Yeah, right after you swim across the Atlantic...that seems likely :rolleyes:

[basshunter]

Oh, and I'm not like 20 years older than her, either :P ;)

Fuck you, agist!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:






















;)

[basshunter]

You guys are so weird.

How could anyone NOT want Jason? :D

I've always said you were smarter than you look! :D

[thrash_jazz]

I've always said you were smarter than you look! :D

Why thank y... HEY! :mad: :D

[Zamfir]

Yeah, right after you swim across the Atlantic...that seems likely :rolleyes:

Ah, but I can afford plane tix now! :P

On second thought, it might not be a wise idea to eat in the Hancock Tower when you're the e-bassist understudy for King Kong. :(

[MBIYF]

I stalked her first! :mad:

yeah :right:

[spezzy]

yeah :right:

i think he's confusing himself with a different texan.

[MBIYF]

How would you know?!

A good stalker doesn't get caught. ;)

[Croissant Seven]

You forgot to mention that she has The Trifecta: a job, a car and her own apartment.:D
C7

[Les Izzmor]

You forgot to mention that she has The Trifecta: a job, a car and her own apartment.:D
C7

I like to say, "I got made. I got a wife and a TV, and they both work"

[NotFSI]

I have a crush on a girl in my 3D animation class

I found out the other week that she has a twin sister. I'll be honest; I cried when I heard that.

[MrJoshua]

Y'all do realize she has a boyfriend, right? *waits for the wailing and gnashing of teeth to begin*

[Les Izzmor]

Y'all do realize she has a boyfriend, right? *waits for the wailing and gnashing of teeth to begin*

Hey. I'm married.

I can still think she's great.

[i_wanna_les_paul]

I have a crush on a girl in my 3D animation class

I found out the other week that she has a twin sister. I'll be honest; I cried when I heard that.

That's a sentence you have to read very carefully. I just saw "crush" "girl" and "3D animation" and was thinking I was liking where you were headed...

But you finished well, anyway. ;)

[oldivor]

No worries Stacie, you're not asian. XO

[Croissant Seven]

Hey. I'm married.

I can still think she's great.

Word. My wife and I had this discussion years ago and agree that we're married, not dead. It's not sinful to be smitten.
C7

[tim the enchanter]

I have all those qualities! How come you dont have a crush on me? :angry:

you're hot. i don't see how anyone can not have a crush on you.

[spezzy]

How would you know?!

A good stalker doesn't get caught. ;)

Shit. You're right. But I think if Lug was stalking me I could smell the suck from a mile away.

[spezzy]

You forgot to mention that she has The Trifecta: a job, a car and her own apartment.:D
C7

Is this really that hard to find?

[spezzy]

I like to say, "I got made. I got a wife and a TV, and they both work"

Not only do you have a wife and a TV that work, they work so you don't have to.

You DO have it made! :)

[spezzy]

Word. My wife and I had this discussion years ago and agree that we're married, not dead. It's not sinful to be smitten.
C7

It's always ok to window shop.

My current boyfriend doesn't really agree with this.

Well, he thinks that HE can window shop, but I can't.

Unless they're famous. Then it's OK.

But he lives 2 and a half hours away, so I window shop when he's not around !

[takeout]

My wife points out other girls' huge breasts to me.

[spezzy]

My wife points out other girls' huge breasts to me.

Then you, sir, are a very lucky man :)