My Wife is...

[GrooveMonkey]

Massaging a huge bag of melted cheddar cheese & cream of chicken soup. Should I be aroused???

:confused:

[King Kashue]

Massaging a huge bag of melted cheddar cheese & cream of chicken soup. Should I be aroused???

:confused:

Is the bag currently on or near your genitals?

[GrooveMonkey]

Is the bag currently on or near your genitals?

I wish...


She just put it in the fridge. :(

[oldivor]

My life's in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be
I ain't been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me

Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A back belt Judo expert with a machine gun

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive

All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct
Got picked up by the law
And now I ain't got time to think

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive

And I'm oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more

She's comin'!
She's comin'!

[mlwarriner]

I wish...


She just put it in the fridge. :(

the bag of soup and cheese, or your genitals???

[Zamfir]

Is the bag currently on or near your genitals?


I did NOT need to hear about melted cheese and cream near genitals... :smack:

[Vanlatte]

A "bag" of soup? :confused:

[oldivor]

A "bag" of soup? :confused:

Sort of like how Canadians have bagged milk.

[Les Izzmor]

I did NOT need to hear about melted cheese and cream near genitals... :smack:

Hittin' a little too close to home flute boy?

[NotFSI]

A "bag" of soup? :confused:

Sorta like a bag of kittens, except with a bag of soup you don't tie weights to it and drop it in a river

[GrooveMonkey]

She's storing it for transport. It will eventually become wicked good macaroni & cheese.


Mmmmmm...

[Vanlatte]

Sort of like how Canadians have bagged milk.
'

Hmm...apparently I need to get out more.


Or maybe not.

[Zamfir]

Hittin' a little too close to home flute boy?

I've never had jock itch get that far out of control... :eek: