maybe it's just Spring

[bassmama]

...or maybe I'm just on vacation and maybe I've had 3 glasses of wine...
but I am feelin the LOVE!

Love you all!:D

[Jamacuco]

It's the tiiiiimeee of the seeeeaaaason for loooooooviiiiiin'...

:cool:

[BassMaster General]

Ahhh spring. When a young mans fancy turns towards women and tattoos:D

[Croissant Seven]

Spring is the time of year that I stop wearing underwear, start wearing flip flops, and cut all the sleeves off my old beer shirts.:D
C7

[Les Izzmor]

Spring is when it's time to start cutting the grass. :mad:

[fretless]

:drunks: :grouphug: :do_it: :geezer:

[Grant Sharkey]

I've been feeling it for the last couple of months. I think someone has sprayed me with some pheromones.

[Les Izzmor]

I've been feeling it for the last couple of months. I think someone has sprayed me with some pheromones.

They told you it was "pheromones", and you believed it?

[Grant Sharkey]

They told you it was "pheromones", and you believed it?

No one told me. Only the Commander and Cheif of my pants seems to be making plans to invade nearly every desirable land i encounter.

I love rock and roll.

SIDE STORY: "OSCAR WILDE WAS SO, SO RIGHT!" by Grant Sharkey.

Grant is a slut. Only recently it seems that he walks off stage, after playing with his band, and young and old girls and boys alike are making signals that they wish for him to bear down on them and deposit his seed. Grant likes this. As a man of a portly (read: fat) stature, he often feels overshadowed by the ripped physiques of his bandmates and relies upon comedy and intellect to seem attractive to girls. But recently something has changed...

Grant is single and seems to date some of the same girls for years on end on the mutual understanding that they are all too busy to actual commit to each other a decorate/cut the grass/care about each other on a full time basis. But life is good and all of the primative desires found in human beings are satisfied as and when they arise.

Recently, he has been spending a lot of time with a girl we will call, for ebassist's sake, Annie. She's hot, skinny, professional and funny - tuesday nights are Annie's night as it's 'Curry night' down the Royal Oak pub and they serve an excellent, if not award winning, selection of curries. It makes of a great night out for her and Grant and also, if required, leads to the satisfaction of bellies, bodies and spirits depending on the tone and hormonal balance of the evening.

Last night, however, Annie was away on work and Grant went to Curry night with a differnt girl...who will remain nameless.

It was a good meal, and half way through Grant texted Annie to let her know that the curry was superb and she was missing out. They often tease each other over such things in a playful way - the joke was especially good as Annie only had a Cuppa Soup in her hotel room that night and was still hungry. Schandenfreude at it's best.

Annie called Grant a 'fat fucker' before bed and he responded by calling her a 'pig' - the irony being she is skinnier than one of BOALGs doobs when he's forced to share his stash.

In the morning Grant recieves a business card on his phone from a girl called 'Annie Piggin' - Grant assumed this was Annie's work phone number whist she was away and immediately began making lude suggestions to Annie about forcing feeding her cakes and being her 'feeder' (google it if you haven't seen it). Based on the irony of their previous 'pig' related jokes this was very funny indeed.

It turns out Annie Piggin is a rather portly girl who'd seen Grant the other night at a gig (she caught his eye with her sizeable breasts and provocative dancing) and she had spent the time since the gig trying to get Grant's number so she could ask him out on a date.

Plucking up the courage to send her business card to him - she must have been a bit pissed off to recieve the text back from him saying 'Good morning! Does chunky wanna bun?'

Oscar Wilde was right, never assume, it makes Grant into an insulting cock of a twat.

THE END

[Les Izzmor]

No one told me. Only the Commander and Cheif of my pants seems to be making plans to invade nearly every desirable land i encounter.

I love rock and roll.

SIDE STORY: "OSCAR WILDE WAS SO, SO RIGHT!" by Grant Sharkey.

Grant is a slut. Only recently it seems that he walks off stage, after playing with his band, and young and old girls and boys alike are making signals that they wish for him to bear down on them and deposit his seed. Grant likes this. As a man of a portly (read: fat) stature, he often feels overshadowed by the ripped physiques of his bandmates and relies upon comedy and intellect to seem attractive to girls. But recently something has changed...

Grant is single and seems to date some of the same girls for years on end on the mutual understanding that they are all too busy to actual commit to each other a decorate/cut the grass/care about each other on a full time basis. But life is good and all of the primative desires found in human beings are satisfied as and when they arise.

Recently, he has been spending a lot of time with a girl we will call, for ebassist's sake, Annie. She's hot, skinny, professional and funny - tuesday nights are Annie's night as it's 'Curry night' down the Royal Oak pub and they serve an excellent, if not award winning, selection of curries. It makes of a great night out for her and Grant and also, if required, leads to the satisfaction of bellies, bodies and spirits depending on the tone and hormonal balance of the evening.

Last night, however, Annie was away on work and Grant went to Curry night with a differnt girl...who will remain nameless.

It was a good meal, and half way through Grant texted Annie to let her know that the curry was superb and she was missing out. They often tease each other over such things in a playful way - the joke was especially good as Annie only had a Cuppa Soup in her hotel room that night and was still hungry. Schandenfreude at it's best.

Annie called Grant a 'fat fucker' before bed and he responded by calling her a 'pig' - the irony being she is skinnier than one of BOALGs doobs when he's forced to share his stash.

In the morning Grant recieves a business card on his phone from a girl called 'Annie Piggin' - Grant assumed this was Annie's work phone number whist she was away and immediately began making lude suggestions to Annie about forcing feeding her cakes and being her 'feeder' (google it if you haven't seen it). Based on the irony of their previous 'pig' related jokes this was very funny indeed.

It turns out Annie Piggin is a rather portly girl who'd seen Grant the other night at a gig (she caught his eye with her sizeable breasts and provocative dancing) and she had spent the time since the gig trying to get Grant's number so she could ask him out on a date.

Plucking up the courage to send her business card to him - she must have been a bit pissed off to recieve the text back from him saying 'Good morning! Does chunky wanna bun?'

Oscar Wilde was right, never assume, it makes Grant into an insulting cock of a twat.

THE END


Wow. You have all the fun.

I did drive the Vespa to the Italian Restaurant yesterday. It's not quite the same.

[Grant Sharkey]

Wow. You have all the fun.

I did drive the Vespa to the Italian Restaurant yesterday. It's not quite the same.

I do seem to have all the fun. It's hard to keep it disciplined enough to actually get some work though. Temptation...beautiful temptation.

Have anything good at the Italian restaurant?

[MBIYF]

BWhaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah!!!!!

:D :D :D

[Les Izzmor]

Have anything good at the Italian restaurant?

Actually they have the best marinara in town. And. They let you buy about 20 oz. of it for $2. So. I buy their marinara and put it on pasta that I make.

Good deal.

[Grant Sharkey]

Actually they have the best marinara in town. And. They let you buy about 20 oz. of it for $2. So. I buy their marinara and put it on pasta that I make.

Good deal.

*yawn* really? that's interesting. :D

[Les Izzmor]

*yawn* really? that's interesting. :D

I never said it was interesting. I said riding the Vespa was fun.

[basshunter]

This was a good thread, and then I read Grant's post. Now everyone in my office thinks I am a raving lunatic (which is true, only they are using the wrong evidence to come to this conclusion) as I laughed uncontrollably at yet another of those "you just can't make this shit up" moments.

So thank you Grant. Now if you'll excuse me, there are a couple of gentlemen here in white coats who say they would like to have a few words with me.

[Grant Sharkey]

I never said it was interesting. I said riding the Vespa was fun.

Mmmm - vespa.http://www.hotmovienews.com/images/news/906-eva-2.jpg

[bill]

I heard a great poem last night in the bar


May day May day
Its the first of may
the outdoor fucking stats today.

[Les Izzmor]

http://www.hotmovienews.com/images/news/906-eva-2.jpg

She can ride on my scooter any day.

[Jamacuco]

Grant!!! You bastid!!!
That is friggin' funny!!!
:rofl::rofl: :rofl:

[Grant Sharkey]

Grant!!! You bastid!!!
That is friggin' funny!!!
:rofl::rofl: :rofl:

Welcome to my life, come in and have a drink. :)

[Zamfir]

...or maybe I'm just on vacation and maybe I've had 3 glasses of wine...
but I am feelin the LOVE!

Love you all!:D


http://www.greatsmileys.com/image/cyan%5E_%5Etahoma%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EHey+bayBEE ...Me+love+you+long+time%21%5E_%5E.gif

[oldivor]

http://www.greatsmileys.com/image/cyan%5E_%5Etahoma%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EHey+bayBEE ...Me+love+you+long+time%21%5E_%5E.gif

Damn it, that's MY line. :mad:

[Zamfir]

Damn it, that's MY line. :mad:

http://www.greatsmileys.com/image/redmad%5E_%5Etahoma%5E_%5E3%5E_%5E2%5E_%5ETen+doll ah%2C+soldjah+boy%21%5E_%5E.gif

[oldivor]

http://www.greatsmileys.com/image/redmad%5E_%5Etahoma%5E_%5E3%5E_%5E2%5E_%5ETen+doll ah%2C+soldjah+boy%21%5E_%5E.gif

What do we get for ten dollars?

[MrJoshua]

You lucky jerk. All the women that hit on me at gigs are married. :(

[Zamfir]

What do we get for ten dollars?

:dunno:








http://www.lolcats2.com/full/invisiblebuttsecks.jpg

[Drippin' Robin]

What do we get for ten dollars?

An-y-thing you want!

[oldivor]

An-y-thing you want!

Everything?

[Croissant Seven]

Plucking up the courage to send her business card to him - she must have been a bit pissed off to recieve the text back from him saying 'Good morning! Does chunky wanna bun?'


That is perhaps the most awesome thing ever.:D

[Grant Sharkey]

That is perhaps the most awesome thing ever.:D

*bows* I thank you.

[philthygeezer]

LOL That was very entertaining, Grant!!